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Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Funny Workout Weight Lifting Shakespeare Gym Tank Top

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$14.99

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Product details

  • Fabric type
    100% Cotton
  • Care instructions
    Machine Wash
  • Origin
    Made in USA and Imported
  • Closure type
    Pull On

About this item

  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and printed with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel!
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this tank is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual tank top on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our tanks are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight tank tops - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
  • TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
  • SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California



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Jason Bullerwell
Reviewed in Canada on September 22, 2024
Great quality and fits Great
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2024
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Customer
Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2024
Great shirt, funny shirt, good fabric, washes well. No issues with the material. Good color, breathability is fine.The shirt fits well but it’s really long (I’m 6’2 / 250 lbs and I’m used to big and tall). The text is all the way at the bottom and gets rumpled up when you wear it, so most people will only see the buff Shakespeare which is still cool but doesn’t do it justice.
JB
Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2024
My son loved this shirt!
bethanyluk
Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2024
I got this for my fiance and he loves wearing it to the gym. Its comfortable and laughable.
Matt
Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2023
Love the shirt, fits great, worth the money
Kelley M.
Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2023
I sent this to my son as a gift. He absolutely loved it! It was hilarious, great quality tank top and fit true to size! Would definitely buy again!
Rebecca Born
Reviewed in Canada on February 5, 2022
Upon receiving my item, I was quite disappointed as it came with a hole in the arm. However, I contacted the seller and they were quick to respond and offered to refund me. The shirt is great, other than the hole that needs mending. The fit is a bit long, but I am short and I'm pretty sure it's made more for a man's frame. Overall I'm happy!!
CJ
Reviewed in Canada on December 2, 2022
Great quality tank, super soft fabric. Beautifully screen printed, I got a mens small as a woman’s medium kinda gal and fits great. Would recommend to a friend!
P3ach13
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 1, 2020
Got for my partner as a Christmas present and he loves it, wears it to the gym a lot. Washes well and looks just like the picture
Benji
Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2020
Wish this came in women's sizing because as is with it being unisex the small is big on me but I love it so I still wear it - just a bit baggy on my smaller frame (petite 5'3" and 130 lbs). It comes down to mid thigh on me but I think that's expected with in unisex shirts so no points off for that except to say that it'd be nice if this joke carried over into women's clothing too! I'd think for men that this shirt would fit as expected, the sizing seems like it'd be spot on for the average male build. The print really does take up the entire front so the text is around crotch level for me but it's a workout shirt so who cares. It gets laughs at the gym and I enjoy wearing it.
gabriele
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 14, 2019
The print they use is amazing, different from the usual boring cheap designs.The only thumb down goes to the shoulder straps as they fit a bit too tight compared to the rest of the tank top, not helping to emphasize the V-shape for bodybuilding
Seren
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2019
Was a gift for my boss who is a fitness buff. It was hilarious to see him come out of his officer in his work out gear wearing those shirt. Everyone got a good laugh out of it! It was a great gift and fit him quite well. Eould recommend to the intellectual gym rat!!
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